āGive us a kissā: Cultural misreading and its uses and abuses in social media outrage and political attack

His Holiness the Dalai Lama wearing a traditional Himachali cap and shawl offered to him by the Chairman of M3M at the start of their meeting in the courtyard of the Main Tibetan Temple in Dharamsala, HP, India on February 28, 2023. Photo by Tenzin Choejor Oh, dear lord, not again. How many more of these old folks are gonna slobber on me? Here she comesā¦one of Grandaddyās sisters-in-law? Some ancient cousin? What did mom say? Oh, crap, here goesā¦ āCāmon, give us a kiss! Oh, my! Look how little Nickyās grown!ā <plants sloppy kiss; pats me on the headā¦.ughā¦.> I canāt remember whose funeral this was, but I was still in the single digits. Old enough, though, to take umbrage at the old folks and their patting me on the head and bestowing dribble pecks (on the mouth! Ew!) I mostly took umbrage at being mistaken for my older brother (by 12 frikkinā years!) who some of these oldsters hadnāt seen since he was my age (obviously). Of course, I did put up with this sort of thing because...